“I’ve got it made if she hooks up with him,” the red Jimmy Choo slingbacks mused. “I’ll be tete-a-tete-ing with Obama’s pumps, walking Oscar’s red carpet, and ogling this season’s creations from New York Fashion Week’s front row. I’ll be box-pampered. From the precision of his trouser crease I can tell that he’s the type of guy who keeps his shoes in cases instead of throwing us helter-skelter into the closet. By his quick steps, I’m sure he’s a man with a plan. If she hooks up with him, I’ll kick back on this couch while she flips through Vogue, checking out the latest styles. With his Am Ex Platinum handy, she’ll speed-dial Marc Jacobs for a little black number that highlights all my best features. One eyeful of my barely-there-straps will open this show. I’ve got it made, once she hooks up with him.” For more, click download button above!


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